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Malayalam SMS
1. Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dum
2.Oru vasantha kalam,
bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.
padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannu
aa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu .
.appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.
ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu..
..AMMA VALLATUM TARANEE
3.hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning
4.Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI
5.sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment
6.MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
7.iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo
8.kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE..
9.ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu
10.want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...
11.Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.
12.Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13.shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
aniyathiye kettiyene!
14.pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu
15.
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...
16.
hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu
17.
SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam...........
18.Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..
19.oru
Mobilinte
Vedhana...
"Do ingtu
nokkedo,njan thante
mobile aanu
samsarikunnath,Thanik
enne kutich vella
chinthayum undo???
kure naalaayi njan
thanik vendi sms
kondu tharunnu, kanda
alavalaadhikalude
ellam incming calls
pidichu
tharunnu,ithonum
poranjittu orikalum
vellam kanditillatha
thante pantinte
pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
vilikkanam,vella
rakshayum undo..
20.
1 letter illa, 1 phone illa, 1 missed call illa, 1 sms koodi illa , enikku pedi avunnu ninakku chicken gunia pidicho avoo?..
21.Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
22.Alleppy passenger time 7.30
Kottayam passenger 7.45
Kollam Passenger 18.25
Jan shatabdii 17.40
Rajadhani Exp 1.35
Kerala Exp 15.45
Venad 17.15
Kurla Exp 14.10
Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli......
train etra ennam undennariyamo....?
Onnu thala vechu kooode...?????????
23.
Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
24.Wanna see magic???????
scroll 25 times to unveal the secrets of magic!!!
POTHU POLE VALARANU!!!! IPPOZHUM MAGIC KAANAN IRIKKUVA MANDOOS!!!
25.>> >> >>> >>kannadachal neeyanu........... Kannuthurannal neeyanu.......... Kannin munnil neeyanu......... Evide nokkiyalum neeyanu........ ... .."Pandaram E KOTHUKU"
26.
u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam
27.
Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!
28.
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly" whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and whn u kiss a malayali girl she says "day..arodum paraylle ente ponne"..
29.
Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U...Y?
Dats the magic of our relation
30.
Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal...
Choodulla Nishwasangal.....
Virayarnna shariram...
Thuduatha Chundukal....
Hoooo.....
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
31.
Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo... Wait.. "1" Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale 'Randu" kanikkam...
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