10 SMS 4 U
1.Smile to old people means sneham. Smile to children means vathsalyam, smile to lover means premam. Smile in front of handset means vattu. Still smiling ???? eh confirmed !
2. In the world few things are GOD’s gift, mothers love, fathers advice, wife’s care, sisters fight, baby’s smile & MY SMS u got it yaar.
3.Want 2 c Sania Mirza taking bath press down 10 times
****** mone ninakkumille ammayum pengalum….
4.Mukesh said to Anil Ambani, “I wanted to kiss u r wife” Anil replied, OK but 40paise/min. Tina Ambani shouted,” don’t cheat him, Reliance to Reliance is free.
5.What will the computer think of U when U R in front of it ?
INTEL inside
Mental outside
What will the fridge think when U R in front of it?
COOL inside FOOL outside…..
6.i saw u in tv
how Beautiful U R
how Smart U R
how Cute U R
how nice U R
but,
I don’t know why u r coming only in “ANIMAL PLANET”
7.Hi, sorry to disturb u,
if u r not working,
if u r not busy,
if u r not tired,
if u r not lazy,
Please answer me
“ayyappante amma ethra neyyappam chuttu”
8.”Good looks catch the eyes but a good personality catches the heart, U R blessed with both”. Don’t be too happy, it was sent to me! I just wanted U 2 read it
9. do a small help 4 me?
Can u plz giv me a missed call…?just one ring pls. Actually I kept my mobile somewhere & searching 4 it….
10.What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
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