'corporate' love letter

Read this love letter.......In today's world of MBA's and Yuppies, the old fashioned love-letter is being replaced by such 'corporate'
love letters. Go ahead and read on.....

Dearest Ms. _____,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you.Since the 14th of February (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course,upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Modern Romeo